Dear Warren Kids

Dear Siri, Ben, Andy and Izzie,

After spending 4 blissful (wink wink wink) "snow days" with you I wanted to let you all know a couple of things that  have been thinking about since you are ALL back at school today.

1.  You can and ARE allowed to flush the toilet.  I swear you will not be flushed down with the pee/poop. I am only telling you this because the aquarium like smell that I found in your bathroom this morning really grossed me out.

2.  All of the Halloween candy has been THROWN AWAY!!!  Siri, seriously the candy wrappers that I just found in your bedside table make me want to scream.  If you don't have cavities at your dentist appointment next week I will be surprised.  And when you do have cavities I will NOT feel bad for you.

3.  Please do not ask me one more time "Can we eat out?"  We had to basically eat out for 4 days in a row. We will be incorporating a lot of green into our diet this weekend.

4.  Just because I don't want to watch another episode of "Good Luck Charlie" does not mean that I am a mean Mom.

5.  Yes, I am glad that you are all at school today.  I am having lunch with one of my Besties  and going to the running store to look at the new Saucony Triumphs.

6.  I do LOVE you guys SO MUCH!  The 4 of you bring so much to my everyday life but, absense makes this heart grow fonder.  Remember how excited I will be to see you at 3 pm and how excited you will be to see me.  (Right Siri?)

XOXOXO,
Mum!